Katie, you're the problem

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.3 • 808 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2017

⏱️ 16 minutes

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A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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0:00.0	This is a download from LBC.
0:03.2	Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.
0:06.0	Morning, everybody. Welcome along.
0:07.9	Friday, the 22nd of September.
0:10.4	Is it possible?
0:11.9	Yes.
0:12.4	Is it cold?
0:13.6	Yes.
0:14.1	Was it cold?
0:15.1	Yes.
0:15.7	Is it raining?
0:16.7	Little bit.
0:17.6	Who cares?
0:18.5	As we head ever, ever further into autumn, I'm beginning to think this year is going to be really, really cold. And then they go, don't worry, the sunny bits around the corner, Steve. So I thought that's great.
0:28.0	Russell Brand dishes out tough love about Kieran Hela's sex edition while we all have to suffer with listening to dreary old Katie Price, who apparently begged Russell Brand for marriage advice.
0:39.2	Darling, it's you. You're the problem, okay? Three failed marriages, it's you. Okay? It's nobody else.
0:46.3	It's you. You're the pain in the rear end. You're the one who winds people up. You're the one who's paid the price.
0:52.5	Ha, ha, ha, ha. Why would you ask Russell Brand about it?
0:56.3	But, you know, so, I mean, can they do anything else on loose women, apart from discuss some dreary
1:01.4	woman who can't keep a marriage together? Can we have some sensible discussions, please? I'm so
1:06.0	bored with hearing about this woman who seems to think it's her program. If ever we got the opportunity to vote her off, let's vote her off and get rid of her. She's passed her sell-by-date a long time ago.
1:16.6	Also, new mum Paloma Faith reflects on her dangerous labour and reveals a nurse called her Chubby.
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