This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to Friday. Friday the 20th of October. The day that Storm Brian hits.

Why do they give them such nice names? It's that, you know, this thing could cause devastation.

And we're going, oh, it's called Brian, who I think was the snail in Magic Roundabout.

But, you know, he was sort of, he was very lethargic and laid back, which is, well,

I don't think this storm's going to be laid back. However, we might be sitting here this time

next week going, well, what was all that about? Last time, and we had the Storm Ophelia. I mean, it always sounds very Greek tragedy, doesn't? Ophelia's here.

And now Storm Brian, we'll wait. Katie Price, the dreary Katie Price, says he's been a, used a rude word,

claiming she's received text from Chris Hughes Powell, insisting he's been bragging about their messages,

as Olivia Atwood shares gushing post. Of course,

Katie Price believes everything, doesn't she? So somebody, Chris Hughes's pal, sends text to Katie

Price. This is Chris Hughes's pal saying he's been bragging about it. This sounds to me like she's been

spoofed. But there again, never let it spoil because he's, or he's got

some very charming friends, you know, which I don't believe, actually, because there's a lovely

picture. I mean, Olivia is gorgeous. I mean, the fact she's been on a cheap, tatty, Z-rated

show is neither here nor there, but she makes Katie Price look like an old Harrodden. Poor old Katie. Poor old Katie. Never mind. I'm sure she's very happy in her funny little world.

No way they were this big on Love Island. Amber Davis is accused of photoshopping her bust.

As I say, just another bimbo off Love Island. The programme, which is, I mean, they might as well call it who's going to sleep with somebody first. Because that's all it comes down to, every single one of the reality show.

It's more wonder, they're getting so desperate. They're filming a bake-off thing for charity.

They can't find anybody who's up in the echelons, and they're so worried they're going to end up

with all the dross and the dregs from reality shows.

Like, apparently they've already signed up that Ace Bimbo who turns up on just about everything,

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