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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Katie Price could make the unwatchable even worse... - 14 Jan 15

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2015

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:06.2

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Well, the rumor is that Katie Price could be tipped to enter the Celebrity Big Brother House. This is after her good friend, only recently, of course, the dreadful presenter, Ryland Clark, dropped some strong hints. He told OK magazine, because quite clearly he's got nothing else to talk about

0:23.9

apart from other people, because his own life is so dull.

0:26.6

Katie will do Celebrity Brother.

0:28.2

I think it's inevitable she'll go in there, but when the time is right.

0:31.2

In other words, he hasn't got the fattest idea either.

0:33.8

And also, she won't be so pleased that somebody's talking about her.

0:36.5

She doesn't like that. She gets rid of people very quickly, Ryland, as you will, discover, sweet pea. But they say, after losing two housemates, but also the whole idea of Big Brother is that you put a load of people in and then you lose somebody. You don't lose two people, then put somebody else in. What's the point of bringing somebody in? And who wants Katie Price? They say because of her exes, she'll have lots to talk about.

0:59.0

Who cares? She's so dull and boring. I mean, she really is. I mean, in the show, Alex Reed and Dane Bowers, who'd both been there, you know, was sort of talking about her.

1:10.0

But nobody's interested. I mean, nobody's of talking about her. But nobody's interested.

1:11.9

I mean, nobody's interested in Katie Price.

1:14.1

She's a has-been, an absolute has-been.

1:16.6

So what they did, they contacted a spokesperson for Katie Price, and they didn't have any comment either.

1:22.8

But, of course, the most hilarious thing will be that Katie Price has welcomed Kieran Hela, her husband,

1:31.1

back to Twitter eight months after he deleted his account following the cheating revelations.

1:35.9

I mean, to be honest with you, if she goes into the Big Brother house, he's going to be at it like a rabbit.

1:40.4

You seriously think he's going to hang around and wait for that?

1:42.5

I'll bag to come back out again.

2:17.5

No, no, no. Apparently he's had therapy for his sex addiction. Hilarious, isn't it? Absolutely low. Do you believe it? No, I don't believe it either. But she's got children with him, and so he's got no job. I'm slightly worried about Kieran because he's not the brightest penny in the box. He's a failed plasterer. He's a failed stripper and he's a failed husband. He doesn't really have a lot going for him, does he really? David Beckham out with luckily a photographer who was obviously waiting with him coming. David's coming out now and we'll take a picture, shall we? And so they go out in the rain. It's raining. That's all right. Dave will be out there. He'll still smile and you can get a picture of the little girl.

2:20.8

First time she's not been pixelated.

2:23.1

Victoria was wrapping up in a designer poncho. The trouble is, I know that when you're 40,

2:29.5

you probably have to wear ponchos, but they really are old lady things.

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