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🗓️ 16 April 2018
⏱️ 120 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the armchair expert. |
0:04.0 | I'm your host, Dack Shepard. |
0:05.6 | Before I tell you about today's guest, |
0:07.1 | I just want to share something that happened this morning while I was driving my |
0:10.4 | daughter to a gymnastics class. I didn't even tell you about this yet, Monica. |
0:14.5 | On Los Felis Boulevard, I passed a couple of guys in a range rover and as I passed them |
0:21.0 | they hung the horn and threw the bird out the window and I could hear them scream, |
0:25.6 | me fuck you. To you? To me, yeah, yeah. We were the only two people going east on Los |
0:30.6 | Felix Boulevard and we got up to a light and they were next to us. |
0:33.8 | And the window's done. |
0:34.5 | So I rolled the window down. |
0:36.7 | And I said, guys, what's the problem? |
0:39.8 | And this guy was all F-bomb's, you're driving too fast. |
0:45.0 | What's the speed limit on Los Felis Boulevard? |
0:47.8 | Screaming, his buddy was occasionally popping in |
0:50.6 | with this or that he was upset about, but they kept talking about the speed limit and then it occurred to me while they were I kept going guys guys guys guys you're so hostile hold that just calm down calm down and I noticed as they were screaming at me about the speed limit, they were both sucking |
1:05.9 | on gigantic dobies. There was so much pot smoke in the car. And I couldn't help but think how funny it was that they had really prioritized the speed limit on Los Angeles Boulevard. |
1:20.0 | But, um, suck it, mind you, it was 830 in the morning. |
1:23.4 | And they are chugging a couple of doobies with the windows down. |
1:28.1 | And at a certain point it occurred to me, these guys might still be up from last night. |
1:33.2 | Because why are they on the road at 830 in the morning, |
1:37.3 | pounding duhage? |
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