I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club with a very special thanksgiving edition.

There's nothing special about it except for the next one minute I'm going to use all things giving tropes when I tell you.

Welcome to the podcast even though we are thankful for your listenership and always thankful for your feedback because I think every day is a time for growth.

If you have a feedback that is not helpful or constructive, you can stuffing it up your goddamn asshole because I think you're full of beans.

Where do beans come in?

Green beans.

Okay, I cannot stand people who give us advice that would fundamentally just change the podcast.

I want to say I think that if you have feedback that is constructive, we will marshmallow it.

And if you have feedback that will make this podcast just be a different podcast then you can take your smallpox blanket and shove it up your bum.

That being said, thank you for coming.

If you love us please leave us five server review.

We will thank all of our five server viewers at the end of the podcast and we actually have some very important housekeeping up top.

Yes, so first and foremost, we are doing a Patreon only event December 1st in New York City.

If you want to attend by all means this is the month to join the Patreon, get all the deets.

We would invite everybody but it's limited number of seating so we got to go to the Patreon war means first.

Also, we are about to do the sickest merch shop in the world.

Yes, the designer Adrian who designs our podcast logo and is a good friend of the podcast.

She designed some t-shirts and miscellaneous.

I mean I'm so fucking excited for it.

I could scream into the microphone but I won't because I'm thankful for you and I respect you and I adore you.

There's also a Patreon discount on merch.

Also, thank you so much everyone who came out to Nikki's Unisex this week for our first comedy show.

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