Well, celebrations are in order because it is Anna's birthday today.

Boo-p-p-p-p-boo!

You know, I think when you get past a certain age, your birthday's just don't matter as much because you're like, oh, great, I'm older.

No, but you have those people who, like, they like give you the happy birthday message on Facebook.

And like, I can't believe you are so thoughtful that you still do that.

You know?

I feel like I always get those Facebook happy birthday notifications.

I had an old boss.

Send me a text.

And I was like, man.

And then I look back.

Every year he texts me on my birthday.

And I was like, this immense sense of guilt because I don't

know when his birthday is and I was like man I need to be a better person and so now because of that

because I realized that he texts me every year on my birthday I have mentally made a note that I need to

go and get people's birthdays put them in my calendar so I can make note that I need to go and get people's birthdays, put them in my calendar

so I can make sure that I'm that memorable person because it's weirdly meaningful when it's

it's not on Facebook, like it's a text. It's like, oh, you actually have kept tabs on me

for this long. Speaking of which, when is your birthday?

Me?

I'm a July 8th.

July 8th.

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