Kathleen Madigan
Don't Ask Tig
American Public Media
4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Hilarious standup comedian Kathleen Madigan talks about her very short basketball "career" and why she left LA for Nashville. Then, she and Tig advise a remorseful heckler about apologizing to a comedian and help a listener start off on the right foot at a new job, plus they discuss the best way to "break up" with an old friend.
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| 0:00.0 | I say it at the end of every show. Thank you Dana and I'll tell Becky. Well I also want to thank |
| 0:06.2 | Jane and California, Nathan and Minnesota and Jill from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. All of those |
| 0:12.7 | listeners recently supported Don't Ask Tig by making a donation. You can join them and help us |
| 0:19.0 | meet our goal of 500 donors by December 31st. Maybe I'll even thank you in an upcoming episode. |
| 0:26.8 | Give right now at Don't Ask Tig.org slash donate. Hey listeners, it's almost spring. It's a time for |
| 0:34.6 | new beginnings, especially this year when we've spent two years in near lockdown. I want to know |
| 0:42.0 | what new beginning are you excited about? Are you starting a new job? A new relationship? Maybe you're |
| 0:49.6 | in a new place, either physically or mentally. Let me know by going to Don't Ask Tig.org or call 833 |
| 1:00.0 | Ask Tig 4 and leave me a voice memo. And if you go to my website Tignotaro.com, you'll find tickets to |
| 1:08.8 | my Hello again tour. I'll be in Kalamazoo, Michigan, Milwaukee, Chicago, Madison, Iowa City, New York |
| 1:18.1 | City, Honolulu, Denver Salt Lake City, and Houston, among many other cities. So if you're there, |
| 1:26.0 | come see me live and in person. Now on to the show. I've never heckled anybody out loud in my mind. |
| 1:36.5 | I have, but like at a show. Yeah, yeah, something out. I can't imagine. And I hate to say it, but it's |
| 1:42.7 | more the drunk girls, the Bachelorette parties that, you know, I don't like this change the subject. |
| 1:52.2 | Well, that's not really saying she hates me. She just doesn't like this subject. Yeah, |
| 1:59.8 | because I think I was talking about John Madden. So it was football. And she just didn't want to, |
| 2:04.4 | do you want to change his subject? I did. It's a radio. But I did. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm in a club. I |
| 2:13.2 | just want to get through this. Lady, you can talk or I can talk either way as long as I stand here |
| 2:17.6 | for 45 minutes. I'm getting paid. Exactly. |
| 2:34.3 | Everybody goes to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Don't Ask Tig. I'm Tig Notaro. And I am neither |
| 2:47.2 | Taskmaster nor Askmaster. Joining me today is a comedian who's been performing stand-up for over |
| 2:56.0 | three decades. She's made dozens of appearances on late-night talk shows and comedy specials on |
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