Hello and welcome to wrong turns. This is my podcast where we, well, it's where dignity goes to

die, all right? We're here to just tell our worst tales without feeling the need and the pressure to

inspire people. You know, there's no silver lining shoved up anyone's ass and I invite my favorite

funny people on the show to come and join me, to commiserate with me. Joining me today, I have comedian and author of the book The Audacity, Why Being Too Much is exactly enough. She's appeared on nearly every funny British TV show ever, and she has multiple Netflix comedy specials, and she hosts the podcast, telling everybody everything. And what's my age again?

It's one of my favorite comics ever.

It's motherfucking Catherine Ryan.

Alan's intro is going to be shit.

I'll just go now.

What's left, Alan?

I've really nailed it.

And we welcome a comedian and a writer and a national treasure who has won a BAFTA TV Award,

two national television awards and three British comedy awards.

He's currently one of the hosts of Interior Design Masters,

and he hosts the podcast, Lights a Beach.

Oh, it's my favourite, Alan Carr.

My intro was slightly better than you are.

Officially recognised as good. That's true. I tell you to butter mine up. How are you both? Great. I'm really swayed. But this room's quite cool, but I am sweaty. But I don't know what. Look at me, sweaty. You don't look sweaty to me, maybe you can take your pants off. It's that kind of show.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

What about you?

Catherine, how are you?

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