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🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. |
| 0:09.1 | Mr. Mrs. America and all the ships at sea to the late show. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:14.7 | It's, you know, it's deep into December. |
| 0:21.2 | He's making a list. |
| 0:22.9 | Checking it twice. |
| 0:24.2 | Then handing that list to the people at ice. |
| 0:27.2 | Donald Trump ruins everything he touches. |
| 0:30.7 | And lately, he has been, |
| 0:36.3 | lately he's been pretty handsy slapping his face on anything inside. |
| 0:40.4 | Yesterday, just yesterday? |
| 0:42.1 | Yesterday, he launched his long promise pay-to-play visa program for rich foreigners, |
| 0:49.2 | the Trump gold card. |
| 0:50.3 | Here's how it works. |
| 0:50.8 | You pay a million bucks in exchange you get this, okay? |
| 0:58.0 | Pretty awful. |
| 1:00.0 | Look, I just want to say, I just want a quick message here to rich |
| 1:03.5 | immigrants. Before you pony up, have you considered Canada? |
| 1:07.8 | You know, they have Katie Perry now. |
| 1:15.6 | We used to have her now they have her. |
| 1:18.1 | Yesterday, Trump debuted the gold card application website. |
| 1:21.8 | Check it out. |
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