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Welcome back to another edition of Zero Block 30. Today we have five rounds in the magazine.

Round number one, calling a man bald is the same level of sexual harassment as saying,

quote, let me see that dick big boy, according to a tribe you know, ruling round number two,

if you could turn a natural disaster into a weapon, what type of disaster would you choose,

and why is it a hurricane gun? Round number three, Russians are being tracked and hunted by

their cell phone usage. Will memes cause them to lose this war? Well, hopefully. Round number four,

we do a little thank you for your service, Stoof, and from time to time. But sometimes it doesn't

go as smoothly and you get super embarrassed at an IKEA, and finally round number five, could you

eat an entire rattlesnake? Probably not you pussy. Okay, we have some development that are going

on here. Okay. What's happening with you? All right, this is how it's going to be.

Yes, I'll say it. Had diarrhea. Yeah. Real bad. Unfortunately. So I got up right

in early this morning. Yeah, had other stuff I was supposed to be doing at work today.

I did my makeup. I did my hair. I get all I have was a cup of coffee. I get on the train

into work and I get a little bit of the foreshadowing. You know what I mean? Just that that slight feeling

of doom where I was like, oh man, I don't feel right. I don't know. I always get a coffee. I get

off the train. I get a coffee on my walk to work. I get the coffee, but my body's telling me, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, as I get the coffee, it's saying, don't you don't need any more of that.

But I get I get upstairs to the office. I take one sip of the coffee and it is blatantly clear.

We have a problem. Right. Okay. Right. I sent you a photo of my goosebumps.

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