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Hello, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, hello, lo, welcome to the naughty but nice.

I'm your host, Rob Shooter.

And it's Monday morning, which means our dear friend, Garrett Vogel is with us.

Hey, Garrett, are you there?

Bobby, I'm back from holiday, babe.

We've missed you. We've missed you.

It's good to see you, and I see you've returned with a beard.

Very dapper. You know, coming into 2026 hot, as they say, you know, like trying something different.

You certainly workshopping, you know, getting focus groups done on the beard, you know, some positive, some negatives.

I don't get how people do it.

It's a lot.

You know what?

It's a lot of work.

It's work.

It's more work to have a beard than to shave each day?

Yes, because if you want to keep up with it and make it so it doesn't look like you are Josh Safty, per se, or a homeless person, you need to, you know, trim it every day. It's almost like a pet. It's like a pet and a child where you have to feed it, you have to comb it, you have to groom it, you have to watch it, make sure you don't get stray hairs like wandering off, like flickering in the wind, and you have to look put together you know it's very cute okay let's jump into

the show what time is it my friends it is tea time big story at the top of the show golden globes

last night oh yeah thoroughly enjoyed this show i thought nicky glazer was fantastic her opening

monologue that 10 minutes or so is really the only time we sort of get to see that it's not really

a hosting job is it it's more like like an opening to a big award show. And so I thought she was really, really funny. I'm such a fan of hers. And then I thought the night went along pretty well. Timothy Chalamey now has set himself up, I think, in really, really good position to get the Oscar, which is always wanted.

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