Kate leaves and everything falls apart...plus Noa's heartbreaking card to Mummy
Boj & Kate Have A Lot On Their Plate
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
This week's episode is sponsored by Naked Wines - Head to nakedwines.co.uk/plate to get a £30 voucher and 6 top-rated wines from our sponsor Naked Wines for £39.99, delivery included.
WHAT A WEEK - Kate decides to pop off to Austria and everything that could possibly go wrong, does for Boj. Also, turns out Nick & Boj share a common instrument (GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER) and they'll be showing off their skills soon...finally, we had a tense morning at the weekend so Noa decided to write Kate a card, we challenge you not to well up at the story.
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This week's dish is a Sicillian-inspired pasta a la Brontese from Hello Fresh.
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Presented by Kate Lawler and Martin Bojtos. Produced by Nick Daly of Gathering Media. Recorded and mixed by Tommy Taylor. Artwork by James Parrett. Video by Gathering Media. Theme music by Guy Langley.
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| 0:00.0 | 95 million pounds in the Euro millions tonight. |
| 0:03.0 | It's nothing, mate. |
| 0:03.8 | I just cancelled our subscription to play the lottery. |
| 0:06.0 | So we're not in it to win it. |
| 0:06.9 | How much are you spending a month, though? 10 pounds. That's not bad. Oh, no, that was a week. She was spending 50 quid a month and we won nothing. We did win. We won multiple times. How much? Five pounds. So less than we were putting out? Yes, but we still won. |
| 0:18.8 | The worst form of gambling. |
| 0:19.8 | Not washing a dress. |
| 0:20.5 | At least when I gamble on the football, |
| 0:22.0 | there's a chance I'll win, right? |
| 0:23.6 | When she's just like lottery, yeah, wicked. So you're saying no to 95 million. That's what you're saying. The chance of us winning 95 million are roughly about 95 million to one, aren't they? Imagine winning that. But I say, do you know. God, your life would be so good. Do you know anyone who's A, won the lottery? |
| 0:41.5 | No. Yeah. My mate Emma Chamberlain's nan won at school, and she bought her a Vauxhall Tegra in purple. How much did she win? I think she won a million. The thing is, you can't win a million quid on the lottery. You can either win 10 million or you win a couple hundred thousand. |
| 0:56.1 | She won in the millions. She won in the millions. Yeah, so I do know someone who's won the lottery. Do you know anyone who's come like second place, like five balls and two, I don't know how it works in the war, bonuses? Second place. Second place. You know what I mean? Second division. No. I just, like, it's so wrecked. |
| 1:09.9 | Do you even know anyone who's one big on a scratch card? |
| 1:12.5 | No. |
| 1:13.1 | No. |
| 1:13.8 | I think I know. You know what I mean? Second Division. No. I just like, it's so red. Do you even know anyone who's one big on a scratch card? |
| 1:12.5 | No. |
| 1:13.1 | No. |
| 1:13.9 | I think I know a story. |
| 1:15.5 | I'm not sure if it's scratch card a lottery. |
| 1:16.8 | Do you know Nauty Boy, the music producer? |
| 1:19.8 | Yeah. |
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