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🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Bridger doesn't completely lose it when Kate Berlant interrupts their conversation with a gift. The two discuss missed connections, tongue scrapers, and ultrasounds.
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.3 | Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over, |
| 0:11.0 | but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. |
| 0:16.2 | It starts with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home. |
| 0:20.6 | But little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. |
| 0:23.6 | They sort of like nuts. |
| 0:25.1 | Until one night, everything spins out of control. |
| 0:32.3 | Listen to Hell in Heaven on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:38.3 | I thought I made myself perfectly clear |
| 0:57.2 | When you're a guest in my home |
| 1:00.4 | You gotta come to me empty-handed |
| 1:06.0 | I said no gifts, your presence is present enough. |
| 1:11.6 | And I already had too much stuff. |
| 1:15.6 | So how do you dare disobey me? |
| 1:34.6 | Welcome to I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weinerger. |
| 1:39.5 | What a week. |
| 1:43.7 | A lot of, I mean, let's just talk about my personal life. |
| 1:44.6 | What are the highlights for me? |
| 1:52.0 | I got an ultrasound and I lost $20 in a slot machine. So those are the two peaks of the week for me. |
| 2:20.2 | And I imagine I can't bring up me getting an ultrasound without clarifying that turns out everything's fine. My kidneys and bladder are working perfectly. The doctor used the word perfectly. So there must be something else wrong with me. But for right now, the target concern is not a concern. So everybody relax about my kidneys. That, I mean, that sums up almost my, you know, at least on a micro level, week uh the ultras i will say the ultrasound if you've never gotten one i've gotten one you've gotten sorry coming in |
| 2:24.4 | we'll talk about this the guest night oh we'll get to let's just bring in the well first of all |
| 2:30.4 | just remind you get on the patreon we appreciate everybody coming to the patreon and we're're having the time of our lives. I'm producing too much content for the Patreon, to be honest. It's a bargain. Get over there. Patreon.com slash I said no gifts. Let's get into it with our guests. I adore her. Everyone adores her. It's Kate Berlent. Oh my God. Long time coming. Good to see you. I know. Welcome to I said no gifts. |
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