Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, what if I told you we had entered the realm of the universe

where man denied the most basic facts of life, science, and God? What if I told you that we lived

in a world where a man had to tell a woman that she had to live with a man dangling his ding-dong

in their locker

room.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the state of California.

Behold.

Senator Wainer, as the only black lesbian here, can I please ask you a question because I

flew here to do that?

Yeah.

Okay.

As a lesbian woman who was attacked in the woman's locker room at Gold's Gym this week by a self-identifying trans woman with a documented history of domestic violence, I'm deeply concerned about women's safety in the female-only spaces. What would you say to women who are seeking assurance that their safety will be

protected from men who by California law can self-ID as women in women-only spaces, sir? Please tell me.

Yeah. So we want, I mean, everyone to be safe. And we also know that we have trans people, both men and women, who are men and women.

What?

The, I'm not going to swear today. I have turned over a leaf.

What the flipping fudge is this jack-in-y of a buffoon saying?

First of all, the arrogance of his posture is enough to make you want to wretch.

The color of his socks is enough to make you want to wretch.

Maybe you can't see them with my face here. Hold on.

I'm not coming. Look at his socks.

Everything about his arrogance, pomposity, and what the hell is he saying?

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