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The Daily Zeitgeist

Kash = Minority Report, Hard R Billionaire?! 05.07.26

The Daily Zeitgeist

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4.54.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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In episode 2054, Jack and Miles are joined by TV writer, comedian, essayist, host of Private Parts Unknown, and author of Girl Gone WildCourtney Kocak, to discuss… Kash Patel - I USE AI TO STOP MASS SHOOTINGS!!!, Totally unrelated- FBI may be going after the journalist that reported on Patel's drinking, Oligarch sweat check…, The Bear Stealing Ideas From The Bean and more!

  1. Kash Patel credits AI with stopping attacks: ‘I’m using it everywhere’
  2. A Dangerous New Attack on Press Freedom

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0:00.0

Did you ever get any like sea breeze in your eyes when you were,

0:09.6

was there,

0:09.9

was that just a Chicago thing?

0:11.5

So there's people who blow like minty clouds of like,

0:15.2

like,

0:15.5

I don't know,

0:16.1

like in your eyes to make you feel something like you were tripping.

0:18.9

Oh,

0:19.3

I mean,

0:19.7

we used to put Vicks all over our faces.

0:21.9

Yeah, yeah. So we were doing that shit already. Like, I would put Vicks under my eyes like it was eye black. Yeah, so at Warehouse Raves, there would be like a couple who did this coordinated choreography with LED lights on the tips of their gloves. And the guy would be doing his thing with the LED light show. and then his girl would come up in the middle

0:37.9

and as the gloves parted, she would go

0:40.2

and then just come up in the middle.

0:56.7

And as the gloves parted, she would go and then just spray you in the face. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah. In the early 2000s, we were just rubbing Vicks all over our faces at like warehouse raves. This is a more like performance-based version of that. Oh, man. I remember the first time I did, I got that shit in my eyes because I went way too close.

0:57.2

And I was like, fucked up. And now I leave the Vicks alone when I go to Raves. Hi, Courtney. Hey. What's up, Courtney? How did you get down at Raves? Did you put Vix all of your face? I did Vicks also. I also, whenever we would do

1:11.3

ecstasy, I would try to, I would get out the forks and try to, like that was an interesting sensation. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what do you mean get out the for? Like if you're at home, they're, we're just banging pants for our first responders? Oh, oh, Also, I was just like, you're like, yeah, you're doing ecstasy at home in your kitchen.

1:31.1

Well, oh. Also, I was just like, you're like, yeah, you're doing ecstasy at home in your kitchen. Well, we lived with a lot of people. It was fun. Oh, yeah, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, you got to get out the forks. I don't know why this is that such a good phrase. You know, we were getting out the forks last night. Hey, we did not blast people in the eyes. So I feel like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were, we were self, self-blasting with Vicks, mentholated rub. Self-blasting. Yeah. You got to blast yourself in the face sometimes. You got to see, breeze a little bit. Just a see, I just love that as a phrase. Like, yeah, dude, I come through with the fucking finger-like love show.

2:03.2

And then my girl, once I part, she hits them with the C-breeze, dude. With the C-breeze, yeah, yeah. It just works, man. That's how I knew I found my opposite and equal, you know. To be fair, I've been to hundreds of raves in my day, and that was the only time that's happened to me.

2:18.1

So that might have been their own.

2:20.0

It's cool, though.

2:20.6

I don't know.

2:20.9

I really, that appealed to me. I knew exactly where you were, and then I just realized, oh, I was giving myself that same sensation because we just put Vix all over our face. Yeah. Great cold open. Jack, what about you? Did you get the forks out?

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