Oh, hey there, gullible. I didn't think you'd be this easy.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel like you are actually...

Oh, no, I shouldn't finish that sentence. Your poor self-esteem. I wouldn't want to hurt it any more than I already have.

I'm not a complete savage. I just like taking advantage of people.

Oh, sorry, I got a little excited.

What were you saying again?

Ah, yes, that you like me.

I like you too.

At least the concept of you.

It's quite nice and easy to manipulate.

Of course, if we make proper use of you, you might even be entertaining to me.

I don't even need any toys for that one.

Sometimes I do make myself so, so painfully clear, and I just, I get so excited.

You're practically like a new toy, I mean, a new acquaintance.

After last time, we got to know each other just a little bit better, and then I got the

ideas.

Nothing bad, of course, nothing that you wouldn't want done to you or to others.

I wouldn't dream of using you wrong, of course.

So what's the deal with that?

You know, those down there.

I just thought I should bring up the elephant in the room and point out the obvious that you should probably not be wearing crocs in class.

Do you think we're just loafing around?

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