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karen wants to BAN Minecraft... (Storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Storytime of this entitled Karen who thinks minecraft is EVIL. This Karen story time is similar to the Karen stories by Scrubs and the Karen Story by Am I the Jerk?and rSlash. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rated T for Teen.

0:01.7

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0:05.1

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0:09.2

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0:13.7

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0:18.9

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0:21.6

Hit the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and show the world that the shred's not dead.

0:25.6

Pre-order Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and play the Foundry demo.

0:29.6

How's it going, everyone? Today we got a story time of a Karen who says Minecraft is offensive.

0:36.6

Yeah, I really don't know either, but, you know, there's some pretty crazy people out there.

0:41.3

And today we got a story time of one of them.

0:43.3

So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new.

0:46.3

With that being said, let's just jump right into it.

0:49.3

Anyway, so this story happened a couple years ago when the subscriber was, I think he was an eighth grade or whatever.

0:55.2

So the subscriber and his friends would play a lot of Minecraft. I don't know, you'd play like

0:58.8

Bed Wars, you'd hop on some kind of multiplayer server and he played a lot with his friends.

1:03.4

He used to play it a lot a long time ago, but then he kind of just got back into it when

1:07.1

almost everyone else got back into it. And the subscriber had an aunt. In this aunt

1:12.4

or aunt, I'm just going to say aunt. So if you guys are aunt sayers, I'm sorry, man, I'm just

1:16.3

going to say aunt. But anyways, right, this aunt was always kind of notorious for like trying to

1:20.7

like cause problems. I don't know if you know those people that just, they thrive on things

1:25.7

going wrong. Like there are just some people that just genuinely just want to see things go wrong,

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