Karen wants her Coffee HOTTER than is Scientifically Possible... so I Maliciously Comply
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 7 December 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A Karen demand that the coffee I served her be hotter. |
| 0:03.6 | I make it hotter and I give it to her. |
| 0:05.3 | She says she wants it hotter. |
| 0:07.1 | I make it even hotter and I give it to her. |
| 0:09.2 | She says it's still not hot enough. |
| 0:11.2 | But if I make it any hotter, it'll start curdling |
| 0:13.6 | and there won't even be any milk left. |
| 0:15.2 | So I give her a healthy dose of malicious compliance. |
| 0:18.4 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:19.3 | Subscribe to Emma the jerk on YouTube |
| 0:21.4 | and hit the bell to turn on notifications. |
| 0:23.2 | This happened a few years ago |
| 0:24.8 | when I was first starting in hospitality, |
| 0:27.1 | but this was the best intro I ever got |
| 0:29.6 | to what hospitality is really like. |
| 0:32.4 | It was the afternoon. |
| 0:33.5 | And my boss was already in a cranky mood |
| 0:35.2 | because he was teaching a 17-year-old |
| 0:37.2 | how to use the coffee machine, |
| 0:38.8 | which would drive anyone mad. |
| 0:40.6 | A woman came in and ordered a dine-in coffee extra hot. |
| 0:44.7 | He let me do the coffee while he went out back |
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