Karen tries to STEAL MY PLANTS from my STORE FRONT, Claiming that She DESERVES IT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 2 July 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen tries to steal a bunch of plants from our shop, claiming that she deserves |
| 0:04.8 | them as some kind of compensation for having an unpleasant experience at our store. |
| 0:09.6 | But in the end, this entitled Karen runs off terrified, worried that we might have actually |
| 0:14.1 | called the police on her when a random cop car drives by our store. |
| 0:18.0 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:19.0 | So this was my first encounter with a Karen, so for context, my mom owns a plant shop, |
| 0:24.0 | and I help around the store occasionally. |
| 0:25.8 | We've had all sorts of entitled guests, as well as not so bright guests. |
| 0:29.7 | We've even had customers come in and ask for a green plant with leaves. |
| 0:33.5 | But this entitled Karen tips the scales all the way, so I'm out front putting plants |
| 0:37.8 | up, as well as decorations around the front entrance as we do every day. |
| 0:41.9 | And then a wild Karen appears. |
| 0:43.5 | I hear this loud scraping sound from behind me. |
| 0:46.3 | I look over to see this large older lady with gray hair and a black shirt with flowers, |
| 0:51.6 | moving the large concrete potted plant that had been permanently placed there. |
| 0:56.0 | This potted plant wasn't easy to move. |
| 0:58.2 | The concrete pot alone was a meter or so tall, and had a gross weight of around 45 kilos. |
| 1:04.2 | She was shoving this thing with all of her might when I walk up to her, and I ask her |
| 1:08.2 | what she thinks that she's doing. |
| 1:10.2 | She turns to me and says, this annoying thing was obstructing the sidewalk, and it needs |
| 1:14.7 | to be moved. |
| 1:15.9 | For starters, it was not obstructing anything. |
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