Karen tries to STEAL MY DOG from me, claiming that SHE WILL GET MY DOG
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen tries to steal my dog away from me, claiming that I had stolen this dog |
| 0:05.3 | and that she demanded it back, and I've never been more angry in my life. |
| 0:09.4 | Here's what happened. So to start off with some backstory, at the time of this story, |
| 0:13.3 | I was 19 years old, and my younger brother was 6. I would take our dog Sophia out with me, |
| 0:18.6 | and pick him up from school. Then we'd go to the restaurant next to where my father worked |
| 0:22.7 | as a pharmacist. When my father was done at work, about an hour after we got there, |
| 0:27.3 | we'd all carpool home together. My little brother would take his food to the little arcade |
| 0:31.5 | machine that they had in the back and blow his allowance on it, and I'd go outside to eat with |
| 0:36.0 | Sophia while reading on my tablet. It was a nice little mom-and-pop ice cream parlor and |
| 0:40.9 | restaurant that's been around since the early 1930s, and it's across the street from a rather |
| 0:46.0 | well-known local tourist attraction. We knew the owners and they liked her, often spoiling her with |
| 0:51.5 | food that was either turned away, or it was just stuff that they couldn't sell that day. |
| 0:55.8 | The owner's wife would often spoil Sophia with ice cream or a piece of saltwater taffy. |
| 1:00.4 | Now on the day that everything went down, my little brother only had half a day that day, |
| 1:05.2 | so we had gotten there right as the lunch crowd was leaving. I leashed Sophia to an outdoor |
| 1:09.9 | table at the restaurant while my little brother and I went inside to order. As per our usual routine, |
| 1:15.2 | the owners had no problem with it as we were on good terms at the time and still are. |
| 1:19.8 | Now Sophia wasn't aggressive, and I was on first-name basis with most of the staff, |
| 1:24.8 | who absolutely adored her. Most of them were either still in high school or just graduated, |
| 1:29.9 | and we're picking up a first-time job. I go to place our order, including something for Sophia to |
| 1:34.9 | eat, and halfway through the order, the server points behind me, and says in a panic voice, |
| 1:39.9 | someone is trying to grab Sophia. I dropped what I was doing, I turned around, and I saw this heavy |
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