Karen tries to FIRE ME cuz her Turkey wasn't there when SHE WANTED IT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 17 December 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen tries to get me fired because her Thanksgiving turkey isn't available right then and there, |
| 0:06.1 | claiming that I told her the wrong date and that I had forced her to order the turkey in the first place. |
| 0:11.0 | But thankfully, my coworker had my back and put this entitled Karen in her place. |
| 0:15.6 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:16.7 | So I work at a grocery store that prioritizes older people with health problems, |
| 0:21.2 | immunocompromised people, and people with special diets. |
| 0:24.4 | As Thanksgiving began to roll around, we open a program for our customers |
| 0:28.5 | that would allow them to pre-order their Thanksgiving turkey. |
| 0:31.5 | Because the program sounded a bit confusing on the outside, |
| 0:34.5 | and a lot of customers don't read the posters to pre-order right in front of their face, |
| 0:38.7 | we were trained to ask every person checking out if they wanted to pre-order |
| 0:42.8 | and explain the program to them if they said okay. |
| 0:45.6 | There was even a reward for the cashier that got the most people to pre-order, |
| 0:49.6 | but to be honest, I wasn't too interested in the reward, |
| 0:52.4 | like every special event in the store. |
| 0:54.6 | I ask if they're interested because I'm required to. |
| 0:57.4 | And if they say no, I say okay and I hand them their receipt. |
| 1:00.6 | Close to Thanksgiving, the pattern became muscle memory. |
| 1:03.3 | I welcome them to my register. |
| 1:05.0 | I ask if they're a member with us. |
| 1:06.8 | Ask if they want to pre-order their turkey and hand them their receipt. |
| 1:10.0 | Because of how many people I see a day, |
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