An entitled Karen constantly trespasses on our property, destroying the flowers in our garden,

and refusing to leave, claiming that a property owner down the hill gave her permission to

stand wherever she wants on our property. But even after the cops are called and given her

warning, she still refuses to leave, eventually leading to this entitled Karen serving some time

in prison. Here's what happened. So at the time of these events, we live in a nice house on a

cul-de-sac, all up on a hill with a grave view of the valley and the lake. Our property is long

and narrow. It is about twice as long as any other lot on the street, but instead of a big backyard,

it has a really long side yard that extends from the driveway to the corner of the cul-de-sac

with a main road. It is mostly grass, but there is a cluster of scrub oak in a flower garden

that takes up at least 12 to 15 feet of it. After the scrub oak is a chain link fence,

and beyond that is the side of the next house down the hill on the main road. You can see their

driveway and backyard from the middle of the scrub oak cluster. This is all very important,

by the way. And the reason it is important is because these neighbors have chickens and a rooster.

When we moved in, there were a lot of failed flowering plants on the property. The only

non-weed growing in abundance in this side yard garden were iris. I swear, you can grow an iris

anywhere, but they are not the longest live flowers in the world. My beautiful wife had great

plants for this space, but she knew she needed to start with some small plants, and as they grow,

the rest of the plants could develop. She started with some annuals that could start to reclaim the

land from the weeds, as well as some ground covers that as they progressed would help choke out any

of the unwanted grasses. She knew it would take some time, but she'd done it all before. It would

eventually involve a bunch of other plants, but she was up to the task. But imagine her surprise,

when she goes to plant another round, just to find a fair number of the smaller plants that she

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