Karen tells the POLICE we are USING GANG SIGNS...but its just SIGN LANGUAGE
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen claims that I'm flashing gang signs around, even though I'm speaking |
| 0:04.8 | in sign language. |
| 0:06.1 | But despite that explanation, she still called the cops on us and tried to have us arrested. |
| 0:11.5 | But things backfired on this entitled Karen almost instantly, and it truly was a sight |
| 0:16.1 | to behold. |
| 0:17.1 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:18.1 | So this tale takes place decades ago. |
| 0:20.4 | Before the rise of the internet, before cell phones, in fact, phones were in the process |
| 0:24.8 | of shedding their tails, so to speak. |
| 0:26.8 | I was a girl fast approaching her double digits. |
| 0:29.6 | Months earlier, my silent world had exploded into sound, with the invention of a pair of |
| 0:34.1 | tiny battery-powered devices that boosted sound called hearing aids. |
| 0:38.8 | Before this, one made-do-wearing earpiece is connected to a black box worn on the chest |
| 0:43.8 | using a harness. |
| 0:45.0 | These devices had a lot of issues, and didn't work well with me. |
| 0:48.5 | They would provide too much feedback. |
| 0:50.5 | My 10th birthday was on the horizon, and my parents surprised me by renting the party |
| 0:54.7 | room of my favorite pizza restaurant, where most of the staff knew sign language. |
| 0:59.5 | The restaurant is set up with the party room in the back corner. |
| 1:02.5 | On the opposite side is the arcade room. |
| 1:04.9 | There's no door between the party room and the arcade room, and this will be important |
| 1:08.6 | later. |
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