A Karen steals my seat purposely steps on my laptop and has her husband grab me so I use magic to get revenge.

Here's how it happened. In senior year of high school I was taking a plane to visit my grandma.

The flight went from Baltimore to Pittsburgh and then from Pittsburgh to Vegas and then Vegas to

Boise. The flight from Baltimore was almost empty and I was southwest so I could choose my own seat

and I was on the same plane until Vegas. I selected the last row of the plane by the window,

put my earbuds in and took a nap until Pittsburgh. When the plane landed I went to the bathroom

while people were getting onto the plane and to save my spot I left my backpack in my seat and

put my jacket on the seat and I left. When I got back I noticed this pregnant lady was sitting

in my seat and her husband sitting in the aisle seat with my jacket thrown on the ground.

In the aisle with my backpack underneath it with a laptop in it. I was kind of annoyed and I

pointed out that I was previously sitting in the window seat and I wanted to know if I could

have my seat back. She said very aggressively that I looked at the husband and asked if he could

please scoot over and sit next to his wife. This guy looked me in the eyes and said sorry but

we're allowed to choose our own seats and I chose the aisle seat. Being a high school senior I wasn't

that big of a guy but I was still not happy about sitting in the center seat. Realizing that this

was a losing argument and I wasn't going to get any leverage over this lady I decided to grit my

teeth and bear it. I collect all my stuff and move into the middle seat. The second I sat down

the lady said you can't have your backpack on your seats you're going to have the final place

to put in. I'm just gonna put it under my seat I respond where am I going to put my feet in?

Growing up I swore more than most people and really only watch when I say when I'm at school.

Suddenly I feel someone grabbed my collar the husband pulled me inches from his face and said

have it your way Walt so here's how the rest of this is gonna play out you're gonna sit down

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