An entitled Karen steals my breakfast on a cruise line demanding that I give my breakfast over to her.

So I decide to maliciously comply by allowing her to eat it despite the fact that I had packed that food full of hot sauce beforehand.

And I've honestly never been happier to unintentionally give out revenge to anybody in my life.

Here's what happened.

Okay, so I was on a cruise and it was the first morning of a two-week

trip to New Caledonia and back. Also, it was my first solo vacation. Now, I'm a chunky guy,

and I do love a good buffet, but especially a breakfast buffet. It's the pinnacle of human

civilization, and I think it's the greatest achievement of humanity. Anyways, this morning,

I attacked the buffet with everything that I have.

And one small note, as it will be important later on, is that I'm vegetarian, and I have been for

about 30 years.

And no, I'm not pushy or judgmental about it.

And nearly all my close friends eat meat, but it's just not my thing.

So I got myself two plates loaded with food.

I also noticed that the Mexican food

station of the buffet had a wide variety of hot sauces. So as a man who likes his food a bit spicy,

I thought I'd try just a little bit of everything. I found a table, I put my plates down,

and then I ran off to get some coffee, some water, and some orange juice. And as you can probably

tell, I wanted my first cruise

breakfast to be as big and as epic as possible. Anyways, I come back three minutes later and sitting at

my table about to dig into my plate of food is the entitled Karen of this story. I look at her and I say,

excuse me, ma'am, but that's my food. I literally just went to get coffee. She looks at me and says, Could you let me have it? You're young and you can stand in line. I'm old and I can't get around

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