Karen STEALS my CAR KEYS, attempts to STEAL MY CAR... but ends up in JAIL
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 16 August 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen steals my car keys, claiming that I couldn't possibly be the owner of my car, |
| 0:06.4 | and as a result, she got arrested and had to do some jail time. Here's what happened. |
| 0:11.2 | This incident was so stupid that I can't really help but share the story since my friends keep |
| 0:16.3 | telling me to do it. What I find the most weird about this is that my car wasn't anything super |
| 0:21.6 | special. It was just a yellow 2009 V6 Chevy Camaro with black stripes on it. When I bought it, |
| 0:28.4 | it was super cheap because the passenger side door had been smashed in somehow, and there was |
| 0:33.3 | already 130,000 miles on the odometer. But somehow the title was still good. No idea why, |
| 0:39.8 | nor do I really care. All I know was that the car looked like a good deal, so I bought it. A friend |
| 0:44.7 | of mine who works an auto body fixed it up for me. He said that most of the damage was to the door |
| 0:49.4 | itself, and I just needed a new door after he made a few tweaks to make sure everything was straight. |
| 0:54.8 | Together, we managed to find a door at a salvage yard that was the same color. A little work |
| 0:59.9 | in the car looked almost new, and it became my fun ride to commute to work, or just to drive around |
| 1:05.5 | in when I didn't feel like using my other car. I didn't do any modifications to it. I'm not one |
| 1:10.4 | of those guys that's into speed or any crazy mods. I like the car because it looked cool, |
| 1:15.0 | and the gas mileage wasn't so bad with a V6. In fact, I wanted a V6 Camaro because I heard that |
| 1:21.2 | they're usually in better condition than the ones that have a V8 in it, because people typically |
| 1:26.0 | drive the V6 more for looks rather than power. I drove that Camaro for a year before running into |
| 1:31.9 | a random entitled Karen at a supermarket last year in September. Those places tend to draw |
| 1:37.5 | Karen's in the regular, especially in the state I live in. I've seen many Karen's before, |
| 1:42.5 | but was lucky to hardly ever be noticed by them. I was shopping for some stuff to make dinner, |
| 1:47.5 | and was about to head home when I found the Karen with her young son all over my car after exiting |
| 1:53.5 | the store. I'm guessing the boy was around four years old, and his mother was taking pictures |
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