Karen STEALS MY CAR and goes on a JOY RIDE... so I had to go Nutty Mode
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 12 March 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen steals our rental car after a valet driver gives it to her by accident. |
| 0:05.7 | And even after she was contacted and told that she needs a give back our vehicle, she |
| 0:10.2 | still decided to take a joy ride for almost two hours. |
| 0:13.9 | Things escalated to the point where we even had to call the police just to get our car |
| 0:18.2 | back. |
| 0:19.2 | And I've honestly never been more frustrated in my life. |
| 0:22.0 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:23.0 | So I was staying at a hotel with mandatory valet parking. |
| 0:26.4 | After checking out, my wife and I went to pick up the car and saw the exact same make |
| 0:30.7 | model and color vehicle that we had rented pulling away. |
| 0:34.4 | We joke that it was our car. |
| 0:36.3 | But we didn't think anything of it because there's no way that could be our car, right? |
| 0:39.7 | The valet attendant goes to retrieve our vehicle and pulls up with the vehicle with the same |
| 0:44.2 | make and color, but with a different model. |
| 0:46.8 | And that's when some red flags kind of popped off in our head. |
| 0:49.4 | We immediately let him know and he checks the ticket, as well as the keys and the cars |
| 0:53.5 | in the lot. |
| 0:54.5 | And it was about at this point that we all realized that the valet had gotten our car swapped |
| 0:59.4 | around. |
| 1:00.4 | We did in fact watch this lady pull away with our rental car. |
| 1:04.1 | This entitled Karen somehow didn't realize that the car she was now driving had a full |
| 1:09.1 | body makeover, had also somehow grown two additional doors and had a weaker engine. |
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