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Am I the Jerk?

Karen STEALS MY AIRPLANE SEAT and REFUSES TO MOVE... says she DESERVES IT MORE than ME

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen steals my airplane window seat, demanding that she take it instead of me, as she feels that she deserves it more since she has a kid with her. But when I tell her, no, I don't want to give up my seat, she calls me a monster and says that I have no soul for not giving up my seat. And now, as a result, I feel really guilty, and at this point, I seriously don't know what to do. Here's what happened. Okay, so I was flying home last week after visiting my sister. I booked my ticket a month in advance and I paid some extra for a window seat because I get anxious on planes and being able to look outside really helps me stay calm. Well, when I got to my road, there was a woman sitting in my seat. Her young daughter, maybe six or seven years old, was in the

0:38.2

middle seat next to her. I politely said, hey, I'm sorry, but I think that's my seat. She then didn't even look up at me and just said to me, oh, I was hoping you wouldn't mind switching. My seat is a few rows back in the middle, but I really want to sit with my daughter. I said to her, I'm sorry, I understand that, but I book this seat on purpose. I have anxiety and I really need the window.

0:56.7

She now got angry at me for some. daughter. I said to her, I'm sorry, I understand that, but I booked this seat on purpose. I have

0:54.8

anxiety and I really need the window. She now got angry at me for some reason and said, seriously, it's a kid. You can't sit in the middle seat for a couple of hours so a mother can stay with her child. But I said, look, I get it, but I paid extra for this seat. And I have a real reason to need it. You can ask someone else to switch. She then stood up and snapped at me.

1:13.0

Unbelievable. Selfish people like you were for this seat and I have a real reason to need it. You can ask someone else to switch. She then

1:11.6

stood up and snapped at me. Unbelievable. Selfish people like you ruin everything. I hope you feel

1:16.4

good about making a little girl cry. And the thing is, her daughter wasn't even crying. She was just

1:21.0

quietly coloring. I said to her, hey, I'm not responsible for your poor planning. If it was that

1:25.9

important, you should have arranged seats together before the flight. A flight attendant then came over and asked what was going on, and the woman tried to make me sound like a monster. But I calmly explained that I had this seat booked and I wasn't giving it up. The attendant checked my ticket and asked the woman to move, and while she did, she was loudly muttering things like, oh, some people have no soul.

1:45.3

I felt awkward the whole flight, but I also knew that I wasn't in the wrong. So am I the jerk

1:49.9

for not giving up my seat all because this woman demanded it? What should I do? No, you're not

1:54.3

the jerk at all. This lady just wanted the better seats and she refused to go to her crappy seats.

1:58.6

And she literally tried to use her kid as some kind of like guilt-tripping tactic,

2:20.0

just so she would get her way. Especially when she was like, oh, good job of making a little girl cry. Meanwhile, her daughter doesn't even know what's going on. She's coloring on some paper or something like that. Like, seriously, I can't stand people like this. This Karen was completely out of line for doing that. We live in a day and age where literally you know exactly where you're supposed to sit on an airplane.

2:34.3

So for her to be like, oh my God, I can't believe that you would do this to my kid. It's like, seriously, lady, I can't believe that you're doing this to me. Look at the way you're acting for a second. You're coming into my section and trying to take my seat and trying to act like I'm the one with the problem? Like, dude,

2:39.1

what are you talking about? So yeah, this whole scenario is incredibly stupid and honestly, if I was in your shoes, I would have done the exact same thing. If you like Am I the Jerk, you're probably

2:43.6

going to love Am I the Genius. Check it out, link down below in the description. Also, go to

2:49.2

amy the jerk.com slash submit if you would like to

2:52.3

submit your own stories. My Karen manager gets on my case about clocking in one minute early,

2:57.9

as she screamed to me that it's company policy that I have to be here on my scheduled time.

3:01.9

So I decided to maliciously comply by literally making her life and everybody else's life a living

3:07.2

nightmare by refusing to clock in until exactly on the second I was supposed to be there, resulting in me getting employee of the month, as well as this Karen's stupid policies changing forever. Here's what happened. Okay, so I used to work at this retail job where everything was so micromanaged, it was obnoxious. Like we had a clipboard for literally everything.

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