Karen SLAPS my brother, so I SLAP HER BACK after she tries to STEAL MY CAR
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 30 April 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen tried to hit my brother so I slapped her in return. |
| 0:04.3 | This was a few years ago and I was really young. I can understand that back then I was an |
| 0:08.8 | irrational boy. Back then I was 11 years old and was with my mother and my younger brother, |
| 0:13.4 | who I'm very overprotective of. You see, that day my mother and my brother and I went out on a |
| 0:19.1 | day out in that well-known town in France. It was July and was pretty hot for a mountainous area. |
| 0:25.1 | I could see everyone was pretty frustrated. After a long day of walking around, |
| 0:29.2 | my mother left me and my brother in our car while she went to the shopping market to get some |
| 0:34.1 | groceries. It was right next to the place where we parked and she had done that many times before. |
| 0:39.2 | This was France and it was generally normal. So we were alone. It was quite busy, |
| 0:43.5 | so we had one of the most convenient parking spots. We were just mining our business when a pregnant |
| 0:48.1 | woman, about 40, with her daughter, who looked rather young, pulled up right next to us, |
| 0:52.8 | blocking the one-way road. Keep in mind this road was rather busy. She rolled down her window and |
| 0:57.6 | started knocking on the back window. I, who had control over the car, rolled down mine. |
| 1:02.4 | Immediately, she started giving us a pep talk like we were her children in French. |
| 1:06.5 | She visibly saw we were confused as I only spoke a little French at the time. Unfortunately, |
| 1:11.6 | she knew English and started barking at us. Why are you parked there in a spot next to this |
| 1:16.4 | supermarket? Can't you see I'm pregnant and clearly need that spot as my child and I want to |
| 1:21.8 | shop. Remember the spot we parked in was not for priority citizens and we paid a pretty expensive |
| 1:27.7 | fee to have it for the duration of our time there. And also that I was 11 and my brother was a |
| 1:32.8 | fragile nine-year-old who got pretty scared already. I responded, I'm sorry, but my mom is away |
| 1:38.5 | shopping in the supermarket and I can't do that. She looked me dead in the eye. Okay, |
| 1:43.2 | give me your mom's keys and I'll park you down the road where there are plenty of faces. |
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