Karen says I'm going to BURN IN HELL for not BELEIVING in CHRISTMAS
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 30 December 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen freaks out on me when I get a picture with Santa, |
| 0:03.5 | claiming that because I don't believe in Christmas, I'm apparently gonna burn in hell, |
| 0:07.6 | and I've honestly never laughed harder in my life. Here's what happened. |
| 0:11.2 | So first and back story, I'm 20 years old, I'm Jewish, and I work at a toy store at the local mall. |
| 0:16.8 | So the get your photo with Santa thing is right in front of the toy store at the mall that I work at, |
| 0:22.0 | which makes sense. Kids can look around while their parents wait in line, |
| 0:25.5 | or the parents can look for present ideas while their kid waits in line, |
| 0:29.1 | or they can wait as a family. There are a lot of options with it set up this way. |
| 0:33.4 | So this incident happened at around 11 o'clock in the morning. |
| 0:36.6 | I had been working at the toy store, and my boss lets me know I can go on break, |
| 0:41.1 | so I end up doing just that. I had about 30 minutes, and I wasn't particularly hungry. |
| 0:45.7 | But when I walked by the Santa exhibit, I saw that there was no lineup, |
| 0:49.8 | because it was a weekday in the middle of the day. Most kids are at school, |
| 0:53.4 | and most of the parents are working. So, since I'm an adult, and I don't celebrate Christmas, |
| 0:58.3 | I thought a picture of me on Santa's lap would be a funny gift for my family on Hanaka when I'm home, |
| 1:03.9 | so I get in line. There's one family who currently has a kid seeing Santa, |
| 1:07.9 | one kid in front of me, and not long after, our entitled mother, |
| 1:11.2 | our entitled father, and their stupid children. They were all very lovely at first. |
| 1:16.0 | We had a bit of a small talk while we waited. I asked their kids how excited they were to see Santa, |
| 1:21.2 | as well as just some generic filler conversation questions. |
| 1:24.2 | The family in front of me goes, and in hindsight, I think the gears were starting to turn in the |
| 1:28.8 | mother's head, that I wasn't just an older sibling, and I was actually there for myself. |
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