There's so much fucked see you guys tonight. So nice to see you. You came in with a... Jacob Furman Matera Bing Bang! Wet and Juicy Jeff Simmons.

Squirp.

Wow, it's so nice to see you guys tonight. So nice to see you. You came in with a little McDonald's treat. What did you get? I did. I got a... What I really wanted was a freaking banana smoothie. Strawberry banana smoothie. Okay. I would have eaten that in lieu of food. Okay. but then I had to get a quarter pounder in the mix for 40% off on the app deal. I know. It smells too good. It feels too good. And then I get to the fucking window and they say we're out of smoothies. And that's why I get to the window and before I press order, I say, do you have smoothies? Oh. Before I even waste my fucking time. and then they uh, and then they say, can we replace it with anything of your liking?

And I always choose something that is just a little bit more than the smoothie I ordered, which should be the case. Yeah. And, uh, now I got 10 nuggets, a fucking quarterbounder. I don't want any of this fucking shit, man. I just got my goddamn smoothie.

Don't blame me, brother.

I was going to have a red bowl instead.

Jake, did you get yourself a nice little snack?

You know, I did not.

I'm... shit, man. I just want my goddamn smoothie. I don't blame you, brother. I was going to have a red bowl instead.

Jake, did you get yourself a nice little snack?

You know, I did not. I'm so hungry right now. I'm rather ornery, Mike.

Oh, that's why I like you. Yeah. I like you.

That's something in your pants was growing.

Yes. So if I snap at any of you guys at any point, I know that I'm sorry. It's not me.

Okay. Well, I'm glad I got some nuggets left over. I'll treat you like a fucking horse and just slap them in your mouth. I assumed it was a butt plug, Jake. We got to do that one night. Guess who's wearing the butt plug? Oh, man. Guess he's wearing three chainsels of the business of Kester right now. Boys, I don't know about you, but I got Karen Reid on the brain tonight.

Oh. He's wearing three chains also as a keister right now. Boys, I don't know about you, but I got Karen Reed on the brain tonight.

Oh, how come?

The second trow is popping off.

So they're doing jury selection right now.

And I really hope this lady gets off.

And that's because she's really pretty.

She is a looker, and I hope she is also orgasming. I, John, I love a crazy middle-aged woman. Do you believe she's crazy or is she being made to look crazy? I say crazy in the sense that she likes to have a few drinks and scream. Uh-huh. My kind of lady. I know. That is my kind of lady.

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