Karen RAMS ME with a Shopping Cart... then FORCES ME to PAY for HER GROCERIES
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 8 July 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Karen rams me with a shopping cart and then forces me to pay for her groceries. |
| 0:06.0 | So this happened in 2020, and I'm still laughing at the insanity and absurdity of the situation. |
| 0:12.0 | So, as everyone was painfully aware at the time, there was a little situation going on in the world, |
| 0:18.0 | and we were on lockdown, with the exception of going out for essential shopping. |
| 0:22.4 | So some backstory, my nan and I are close. She's the fifth member of our family, |
| 0:27.3 | mum, dad, me, my brother, and my nan, and she's elderly, disabled, and asthmatic, so she's |
| 0:33.2 | high risk and vulnerable. Now, I'm also severely asthmatic and probably shouldn't be going out shopping, |
| 0:39.3 | but for my nan, I'm willing to risk it. So I go out to do her shopping at Morrisons. She gives |
| 0:45.0 | me her shopping list, and I get what she needs and what's available. As a funny aside, the |
| 0:50.0 | toilet roll aisle is fully stocked, and I'm shocked at that. I don't get why people are so obsessed with toilet rolls, but if that's what people panic |
| 0:57.1 | by in this situation, at least future history lessons and exams will have ridiculous questions, |
| 1:02.8 | and my grandkids in the future can ask about it, and I can have a laugh. |
| 1:06.5 | So anyway, on to the story. |
| 1:08.6 | Like at most stores, there's markings to help with social distancing and to keep people safe. |
| 1:13.9 | This entitled shopper started off by ramming me with a trolley while I was waiting to scan |
| 1:18.2 | my items and pay, and was invading my personal space. |
| 1:22.4 | Very rude. |
| 1:23.4 | So I began placing my items on the till and she was just glaring at me for some reason, |
| 1:28.3 | and muttering to herself about me hurrying up. I place the divider and go to start |
| 1:33.6 | bagging my items. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I had to rush for you, madam. So as I'm |
| 1:38.9 | bagging my items and about to pay, the cashier continues scanning strange items that I know I wasn't buying. |
| 1:46.2 | I asked the cashier, what's going on? Those aren't mine. And the cashier is confused saying |
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