A Karen lied to the police and told them that I have a knife and that I'm threatening her.

Here's how it happened.

It was a sunny day and I just left work.

I put on my sunglasses, my cap and headphones to listen to some music, got on my bicycle

and headed home.

When I remembered that I had to get some groceries if I didn't want to starve that evening.

So I stopped at the grocery store which is no more than a 1 minute detour from the route

I usually take.

Outside the grocery store I saw a police car standing still.

No idea why they were there but this is important for later.

I put my bike in a bicycle stand, I lock it, take off my cap and sunglasses and put on

my mask and get inside.

I go in, I got my items and paid for it, stuffed all of it into my backpack and then got

out in less than 5 minutes.

Thanks to self checkout.

Before I got out of the door I put my cap and sunglasses back on, I'm photophobic

which means I'm sensitive to bright lights.

I grab my bicycle keys out of my pocket, flipped open the key, it's one of those keys that

you can fold into itself when you're not using it and walk back outside to my bike when

I heard the loudest shriek I've ever heard loud enough to wake the dead.

This woman who I'm going to call Banshee who standing close to where my bike is is yelling

he's got a knife while pointing at my direction.

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