Karen & Kid Barge Into My House and SMASH My TV... So l Kick Them to the Street
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 17 September 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Karen barges into my house at 3 a.m. with her toddler and smashes my TV, so I kick them both out on the street. |
| 0:07.9 | Here's what happened. Subscribe to AMI The Jerk on YouTube and hit the bell for notifications. |
| 0:13.2 | Buckle up everyone, cause this is a bumpy ride. |
| 0:16.4 | Okay, so I was chilling in my living room around 3 a.m. playing some video games. |
| 0:21.2 | My parents are at a town visiting some friends and I decided to stay home, house to myself and all. |
| 0:26.3 | So here I am in nothing but my broad panties when there's a knock at the door. |
| 0:31.1 | WTF, I think to myself, so I scrambled to get my clothes on and I answered the door. |
| 0:36.5 | It was a family acquaintance with her already whiny little brat. |
| 0:40.3 | She's also visibly pregnant and will get to why that part is important later. |
| 0:44.7 | For the sake of the story, I'm gonna refer to her as Karen and the brat as the brat. |
| 0:50.0 | Hey Karen, what's going on? |
| 0:51.6 | My car broke down and tow company can't come get my car until tomorrow. |
| 0:56.0 | Do you think me and the brat can crash here tonight? |
| 0:59.0 | Sure, you guys can sleep in the living room, so I let them in. |
| 1:02.4 | You want anything to eat or drink? |
| 1:04.2 | Coffee, if it's not any trouble. |
| 1:06.0 | Sure, no problem. |
| 1:07.2 | So I go to make some coffee when I see the brat picking up my controller. |
| 1:12.0 | Hey little guy, please put that down. |
| 1:14.4 | Oh, can't he play a game? |
| 1:16.4 | No, I'm in the middle of something, plus he wouldn't know how to play the type of game. |
| 1:20.2 | But he really wants to, don't you, brat. |
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