Karen HITS MY CAR so I release 100 MICE into her HOUSE as REVENGE
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 29 March 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen purposefully hits my truck simply because she didn't like the fact that I parked outside her house. |
| 0:06.0 | And as a result, I released a tsunami of revenge pranks against this entitled Karen, |
| 0:10.8 | forcing her to move out of the neighborhood and sell her house for way less than she asked for. |
| 0:15.6 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:16.5 | So I was visiting my cousin who lives on a street that has no garages and very few driveways. |
| 0:22.4 | So everyone just parks on the street. |
| 0:24.3 | This makes for a lot of people having to find parking where they can and walk to their house |
| 0:28.7 | since the parking is so scarce. |
| 0:30.5 | So I park across a street from his house at the first open space. |
| 0:34.0 | There's no reserve parking, by the way. |
| 0:35.9 | There's no handicapped signs or anything like that. |
| 0:38.3 | It is quite literally just street parking. |
| 0:40.6 | When I came out to leave, a car has parked in front of me, |
| 0:43.8 | but it's actually hit my truck and still sitting there touching it. |
| 0:47.2 | It didn't do a ton of damage, but it did dent my bumper and my grill. |
| 0:51.2 | Now I assume the driver just didn't realize what they did. |
| 0:54.0 | It's not big enough of a deal for me to call the cops, |
| 0:56.6 | and I don't know what house they're attached to, |
| 0:58.7 | since few people end up lucky enough to park in front of their own house around here. |
| 1:02.4 | I'm basically going to forget about it anyways, |
| 1:04.7 | unless I see the car's owner. |
| 1:06.4 | So I snap some pictures and I wrote down the license plate. |
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