I just saw a lady get tasered for trying to snatch a woman's face mask to give to her child.

In today's episode of Entitled Parents, I argued with my husband about whether or not to post this

because I'm pretty sure this will make the local news and I don't want to burn this account

just yet. But prepare yourself because this story has layers. We were at the dreaded big-box store

picking up potting soil because we were going to DIY ourselves through the isolation. Things

aren't crazy here yet, but there is a two customer limit on the majority of items. I assume this

means everything. So we're getting two bags of a few different types of soil. My husband is

loading the last eight bags of soil on our cart when I hear her. I know it's a Karen just by the

level of unnecessary outrage in her voice. Karen says, are you kidding me? Not a lot of people in

the garden center, but we all looked to her. I was almost disappointed to see that she didn't come

with the requisite haircut. She actually looked like a frazzled mom, her kid tugging on her hand,

and an over-full hand-basket of groceries. And I had a moment of, girl, I feel you. But dang,

she was pointing at us. Karen said, you can't buy that many! You are hoarding! My husband said,

yeah, we can. We're getting to each. Karen said, oh, you don't fool me. I know what you're doing.

My husband said, so do I, piss off. I'm just sitting there imagining all the ways I'm going to

rock his world tonight. Well, her and Hufft at that spun around and yanked her kid back inside

to go complain to the employee working the nearby register. Now, we already paid for our items.

The employee had come out and scanned the bags earlier and he could easily see our carts into

the parking lot. And then the automatic doors opened behind us and I hear, now they're just

stealing. Just great. We load the soil in the car and turn around to bring the car back and

look at plants. By the time we're back, Karen has given up on trying to convince the employee

that we're the Bonnie and Clyde of Dirt and is now negotiating, skipping someone in line.

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