Karen FREAKS OUT when my Daughter tells her to GET OUT of the ROAD
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 14 February 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A pair of entitled parents get upset and offended that they can't walk in the middle of the road whenever they want. |
| 0:05.7 | They even go as far as to knock on my door and complain about my daughter who basically put them in their place, |
| 0:11.7 | and I've honestly never been more proud of my child in my life. |
| 0:15.1 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:16.0 | So we live in a very small and quiet neighborhood, with sidewalks on both sides of the road. |
| 0:20.8 | Those sidewalks are apparently unusable and or unacceptable to the two middle-aged women who live nearby. |
| 0:27.0 | In fact, they made it a daily ritual to walk down in the middle of the road, |
| 0:31.1 | side-by-side mind you, as if they own the road itself. |
| 0:34.6 | It is obnoxious, but our family is used to it at this point, unfortunately. |
| 0:38.5 | Now, my daughter's mild-mannered boyfriend had the unfortunate instance of encountering them yesterday. |
| 0:43.8 | It was nearly dusk, and he was rather taken aback by the figure skalking alongside his car, |
| 0:49.1 | as he and my daughter were getting ready to leave. |
| 0:51.7 | His windows were down, as it was an unreasonably pleasant afternoon here, |
| 0:55.6 | and he said a bit too loudly to my daughter, |
| 0:58.0 | do they know that there are sidewalks here? |
| 1:00.2 | Oh sweet summer child, they are well aware of those inferior footpaths. |
| 1:04.4 | Though our sidewalks are uniform and well maintained throughout the neighborhood, |
| 1:08.0 | they're not quite wide enough for these two entitled carons, |
| 1:11.0 | especially when they're flailing their arms about and gesturing wildly whilst they gossip. |
| 1:15.6 | These two geniuses might actually be the embodiment of mobile rumor windmills, |
| 1:20.1 | but I digress. |
| 1:21.2 | This was around the time I was summoned into the situation. |
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