Karen DEMANDS we keep OUR POOL OPEN... She REFUSES to let us CLOSE for the DAY
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 12 February 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen demands that we open up the pool for her and her kids, stating that |
| 0:04.6 | the pool should still be open despite showing up two minutes before closing. |
| 0:08.8 | And no matter how hard I try to explain things to her, she simply will not take no for an |
| 0:13.1 | answer. |
| 0:14.1 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:15.1 | So like a good number of hotels these days, my hotel has a pool. |
| 0:18.4 | It is on the smaller side and requires a separate key to enter, which you can check out |
| 0:22.6 | at the desk for one hour time slots. |
| 0:25.1 | And like most hotels, it closes at about 10 o'clock PM. |
| 0:28.5 | Since my afternoon shift goes until 11 PM, if someone wants to use the pool sometime |
| 0:33.0 | between 9 PM and 10 PM, I am pretty reasonable and can close it down later. |
| 0:37.7 | The point is, if you want to use the pool when it is near closing time, I don't mind |
| 0:41.7 | keeping it open just a little bit longer, so long as you are reasonable and pleasant. |
| 0:45.9 | But the person in this story was not pleasant and they were definitely not reasonable. |
| 0:49.9 | This past week, during one of my shifts, it was nearing 10 PM. |
| 0:53.9 | So I was getting ready to close down the pool and the fitness center. |
| 0:57.2 | It wasn't exactly 10 o'clock PM, but it was no earlier than 9.55 PM when I started going |
| 1:02.7 | towards the pool to close it down. |
| 1:04.7 | Now nobody was in it nor did anybody use it that day. |
| 1:07.9 | I entered with my master key, checked for dirty towels, and went towards the pool maintenance |
| 1:12.1 | closet to go ahead and turn the light off. |
| 1:14.4 | And this all took maybe two to three minutes in total. |
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