Karen DEMANDS the NEW SUPER MARIO GAME for the PLAYSTATION... REFUSING to hear to the TRUTH
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 16 May 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen demands to buy the new Super Mario Bros. game on the PlayStation, |
| 0:04.8 | but after I describe and explain to her several times that Super Mario Bros. is not a PlayStation game, |
| 0:10.5 | she accuses me of stealing all the copies that she would want to buy, |
| 0:13.9 | insisting that I'm selling them online for double the price, |
| 0:17.3 | just so she couldn't get the game that she wanted. |
| 0:19.5 | And I've honestly never been more freaked out by a crazy Karen in my life. |
| 0:23.5 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:24.4 | So, with the new Super Mario Bros. movie opening in theaters soon, |
| 0:28.1 | I thought I would share the story from when I worked at Walmart back around the mid-2000s. |
| 0:33.3 | I was filling in at the electronics department, and it was a slow day, |
| 0:36.8 | and I was standing in the middle of the section, waiting for customers to come in so I could |
| 0:40.6 | try to assist them, and it's right about then that a middle-aged woman walks in, |
| 0:44.6 | which is the Karen of this story, and when I approached her to ask her how I could help her, |
| 0:49.1 | that's when everything started to go down. |
| 0:51.3 | She looks at me and says, |
| 0:52.6 | I want to purchase the newest Super Mario Bros. game, |
| 0:55.5 | so I said to her that's not a problem at all, I can happily help you with that, |
| 0:59.1 | so I let her to the Nintendo cabinet. |
| 1:01.3 | I opened it up, and I pulled out a copy of the game. |
| 1:04.1 | The Karen then looks at me and says, |
| 1:06.0 | no, not that one. |
| 1:07.7 | But I responded to her by saying, |
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