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Am I the Jerk?

Karen DEMANDS Harry Potter Book and Gets REJECTED

Am I the Jerk?

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4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

Karen The Man's Harry Potter book gets rejected and sent to the back of the line.

0:04.1

This story is partly an interaction and partly overheard, I hope that makes sense.

0:08.0

Once more we're back at the department store. This time I was in the book section.

0:12.0

The day was the first day after the release of the latest Harry Potter book.

0:15.6

I think it was order of the Phoenix if I remember correctly.

0:18.3

Now a quick explanation. We had opened pre-orders for this book for a while before it came out,

0:23.2

and we were only getting enough books to fill those pre-orders.

0:26.4

We had told any customer who had inquired about the book that we were only taking pre-orders

0:32.2

and know we didn't know when we would have a stock just to put on the shelves.

0:36.0

So if you wanted it, order it now.

0:38.1

Now back to the day. As soon as we opened people made a B line for our department

0:43.1

and very quickly made a long queue. The pre-order book was ready to one side and we were trying to

0:48.8

get through the people in the line as quickly as possible. All they had to do was give us a name

0:53.8

and hand over their pre-order receipt. We had given them when they ordered.

0:57.6

They're of course for people who had lost it or have forgotten their receipt,

1:01.1

but we sorted these out as quickly as possible by using the name on the order.

1:04.8

Then this lady comes swanning into the department. The reason I remember this lady so clearly

1:10.7

is because you could smell her perfume before her. It was strong and floral and my body's first

1:16.4

reaction was to sneeze. Anyway, she sees the queue, eyes it, and then comes walking towards the

1:21.3

register counter and tries to squeeze into the line. A man in the queue eyes her with disgust,

1:26.6

points over his shoulder and says in a firm voice, lady. The back of the line is that way.

1:31.8

A few people snicker. The lady shoots him a daggaring glare and tries to get into the line again.

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