Karen CALLS THE POLICE after getting the WRONG FLOWERS on VALENTINES DAY
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 19 May 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen freaks out on Valentine's Day because she got a bouquet of flowers that she didn't like. |
| 0:05.8 | Things got so bad that she threatened to call the police on my dad simply because she was so angry over the flowers she got. |
| 0:13.0 | But it all backfired on her instantly as Karma came in at the right moment and shut her down completely. |
| 0:19.1 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:20.1 | So my parents own a flower shop and have run their own shop since before I was born. |
| 0:24.9 | So as a result, I was pretty much raised in their flower shop. |
| 0:28.3 | Even as a little kid, I would help out on weekends by sweeping, emptying the trash can, or anything else they had going on. |
| 0:35.0 | All in all, I really enjoyed it. |
| 0:36.8 | That is until Valentine's Day rolled around every year. |
| 0:40.0 | If you talk to anyone in the floral industry, they will tell you that Valentine's Day is a week long nightmare. |
| 0:46.0 | Everyone and their brother wants to think specifically. |
| 0:49.1 | They definitely want red roses and only red roses, and they want to deliver to their significant other on Valentine's Day. |
| 0:56.5 | So they can stay out of the doghouse. |
| 0:58.8 | The worst is when we would deliver the roses to an office building, which many customers demanded. |
| 1:04.0 | The kind of woman who has to have roses delivered to their office are usually doing it so they can show off to the other woman that they work for. |
| 1:11.5 | To that particular breed, it isn't about the flowers or the love. |
| 1:14.7 | It's about lording their relationship over the heads of the lesser women. |
| 1:18.4 | And with that in mind, that's when we had a deal with a Kevin and a Karen. |
| 1:22.2 | The Kevin in this story is the dumb, well-meaning husband, and the Karen is vicious and cold-hearted. |
| 1:28.0 | Kevin called in first thing on Valentine's morning. |
| 1:30.5 | I was answering the phone for my parents, and I was about 15 or 16 at the time. |
| 1:34.4 | I was also writing down orders for them that they could then fill. |
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