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Am I the Jerk?

Karen BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE to TAKE A POOP... so I CALLED the COPS

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen breaks into my house, demanding that she used my bathroom as she was having an emergency.

0:06.1

But despite the fact that I told her repeatedly that she needs to leave my property, she refused to go, forcing me to call the cops.

0:13.1

Here's what happened.

0:14.0

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0:16.6

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0:19.2

Okay, to kind of set the scene, it was a lazy Saturday afternoon, and I was at home enjoying some peace and quiet. I live in

0:25.4

a suburban neighborhood where most people keep to themselves. My house is on a corner, so I get a lot

0:30.3

of foot traffic passing by, especially on weekends. At around 2 o'clock p.m., I heard someone

0:35.3

frantically knocking on my door. I wasn't expecting anybody, so I just ignored it at first, thinking that maybe it was some kind

0:42.0

of solicitor or something like that.

0:43.6

But the knocking turned into pounding.

0:45.3

And then I heard someone yelling, hello, is anyone home?

0:48.1

It's an emergency.

0:49.4

So I got up to see what was going on, and I opened the door to find a woman maybe in her 40s looking

0:54.5

desperate. She immediately blurted out, I need to use your bathroom. It's an emergency. When she said

0:59.7

this, I was taken aback. I didn't recognize her, and she wasn't giving off the best vibes. She had

1:05.0

this intense, pushy energy that honestly made me very uncomfortable. I told her I was sorry, but

1:09.8

I didn't feel comfortable letting a stranger into my home. She then started getting very angry, saying things like,

1:15.5

What kind of person won't help somebody in need? I'll be quick, I promise. But I stood my ground,

1:20.5

and I told her that there was a gas station just down the street that she could use. But before I

1:25.1

could react, she pushed past me and ran into my house,

1:28.1

heading straight for the bathroom. And I was completely in shock. So I followed her,

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