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Am I the Jerk?

Karen Attacks me with a FORK… cuz I won’t Serve Her BRAT a Hard Drink

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 31 January 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

Entitled Mother wants her kid to drink underage and loses it when I say no.

0:05.0

Boy, howdy do I have some entitled parent stories from when I worked in upscale restaurants.

0:11.0

Diner's? Parents behave and kids behave, or try to behave with their parents, encouraging good behavior.

0:17.0

Kids get a pass for the odd, poor manner here and there.

0:20.0

But the bougier the restaurant, the more entitled the parents get.

0:24.5

I had one case where the entitled dad was super angry because we didn't serve burgers, like,

0:30.3

Sir, this is a fancy Italian restaurant.

0:33.1

So here I am at a different fancy Italian restaurant.

0:36.4

I go up to the table, introduce myself, and asked if I could start them with some drinks.

0:41.5

The mother said,

0:42.7

Oh, Kyle, honey, show the lady your ID so we can get some cocktails.

0:47.3

A young man, who I would not guess is older than 16, hands me the most blatantly fake

0:53.0

ID I've ever seen.

0:54.9

Like, I don't know who this thing would fool.

0:57.5

The photo was crooked and clearly pasted on and peeled off when I ran my thumb over it

1:02.5

to reveal a totally different person, and the name on the ID was Amanda.

1:07.9

So it's a very, very bad fake.

1:13.3

I said, I'm sorry, but do you have another form of ID? This isn't yours. The mother said, what do you mean that isn't his? That's his ID.

1:19.4

Well, I don't think he's a black female named Amanda. So no, this isn't his ID. And I can't

1:26.0

serve anyone at the table alcohol now.

1:28.5

It's the law.

1:29.6

My manager overheard some of this and came over.

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