Hello and welcome to Carditionit, the podcast about all things Kardashian.

I am Jessica Jarden and it's just me.

Yeah, I'm solo hosting of this episode.

I hope you'll bear with me.

Turns out Marcy and I are busy ladies, as you might have put together, me missing the last

episode, having our dear April joining us us and it turned out that my beloved

Marcy was not able to make it to this week's recording and I thought hey maybe we can just do

this this is me talking to myself maybe old Jesse J can just hold the fort down and podcast the

hell out of this week's episode all on her own. I hope that by now some of you have not

immediately paused or turned it off and said, no, thank you. And that you that you will bear with me, uh, because it'll be fun.

It'll be a fun weird thing. No host except me. So one host, a host. Um, and I'm excited.

We have stuff to get to. We don't have an episode. Uh, we have a ton of news. Um, and then I thought

it would be fun to read through some amazing, um, listener emails that we have not gotten a chance to read.

So it'll just be a fun one.

I hope you'll stay with me and join me.

So as far as catch up, this already feels funny to not have Marcy here.

I miss her very much. But let's see, what have I been up to? I got to do one of my

beloved Holly Weird shows, which is a show I put on at the UCB Theater here in L.A. It was this

past weekend. I haven't done one in a while because they are pretty all consuming

to plan and put together. I go down like a real wormhole of like emailing the strangest people

and talking to publicists and like getting rejected by people you like couldn't imagine.

And it's a lot of fun, really weird, but hard to do with managing a full-time job. So I haven't done it in a couple months and I had one this past weekend and it's a lot of fun really weird but hard to do with managing a full-time job so

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