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Okay, so on the Kardashian train, Pete and Kim broke up on the same day, Chloe interested in brought in another baby.

People were like the devil works hard, but Christiana works harder.

Have you ever heard of anything like what goes on with this family like on a week the basis, it is a telenovela every two days and it's crazy.

Like we everything from the Travis Scott concert to the Kylie bathing suits getting canceled to Pete Davidson to the Kanye drama to North holding up a sign that says stop at fashion week sitting next to Anna Winter sitting next year.

Mom the most famous person in the world wants the media to stop to to Caitlin Jenner to to to Courtney and and Travis and his his his his plane.

And then he's like, I fear his fear and his accidents and to Scott to Scott, to Scott, to Scott, to all the people that Scott, this is a telenovela that goes on forever like what how is this even possible.

So much like it's insane and what's funny is that there's a big appetite for it. There must be otherwise the media wouldn't report on it so much.

Oh, Chris Jenner and Corey gamble and all of that and it's just like it's it's actually endless content. So it makes perfect sense that they would be so utterly famous.

But I was at oh and there's a voracious appetite for the media wouldn't keep putting it out.

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