Karaoke Songs That Should Be ILLEGAL + Is Jim Carrey a Clone?!
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
What starts as a simple karaoke conversation turns into a full-blown legal system designed by idiots with microphones — which means it’s a perfect day on The Rizzuto Show.
In this episode of your favorite comedy podcast, we ask the important questions: Should “I Will Always Love You” require a vocal license? Is “Bohemian Rhapsody” basically kidnapping? And why does every drunk guy think he can rap “Lose Yourself” after remembering only the “mom’s spaghetti” part? We break down the songs that should result in immediate removal from the stage — complete with official charges like Public Depression, High Altitude Negligence, and Fraud (looking at you, “Tequila”).
But the chaos doesn’t stop at karaoke court.
The internet is currently debating whether Jim Carrey has been replaced by a French-speaking clone after a bizarre awards show appearance. Is it prosthetics? A prank? A Kaufman-level social experiment? Or just the most aggressive lighting in history? We unpack it the only way a responsible comedy podcast can — recklessly and with zero medical credentials.
Then there’s Shia LaBeouf, who continues to treat public interviews like confessionals no one asked for. Kelly Osbourne sparks concern online. We talk Prince anniversary celebrations, celebrity birthdays, and the weird reality of watching your childhood icons age (while we pretend we’re not).
It’s daily humor, funny celebrity gossip, weird news, pop culture commentary, and sarcastic nonsense straight out of St. Louis. If you like your entertainment served with a side of “we probably shouldn’t say this but here we go,” you’re in the right place.
The Rizzuto Show is your daily show, your funny morning show, and occasionally your support group for surviving karaoke night. Thanks for listening to the comedy podcast that’s brave enough to say what everyone else is thinking: some songs should come with a warning label.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto |
| 0:00.8 | Virgin is here |
| 0:04.1 | Hi |
| 0:04.4 | Now you've been in St. Louis |
| 0:07.0 | For how long now a year? |
| 0:08.3 | Has it been a year? |
| 0:08.8 | March, April 1st |
| 0:10.6 | Will be the year. |
| 0:11.6 | Okay, so he |
| 0:12.8 | came in in the morning |
| 0:14.1 | and your big activity |
| 0:16.0 | this weekend was going to Cabela's. |
| 0:17.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.2 | And he always said he goes |
| 0:19.4 | I prepped my bikes, the motorcycles. Got those going. Right? You know what? He went to Cabellas. I went to. It's back. Archmadness. Archmadness.com is the home for the State Farm MVC men's basketball championship. Yes, Arch Madness. A St. Louis tradition. March 5th through the 8th at the Enterprise Center. Celebrating the 50th year of heart racing excitement. The last 36 years have been right here in St. Louis. Five decades showcasing buzzer-beaters, madness, and championship glory. Don't miss out on the Family Fun Pack presented by 101 ESPN. Four tickets, four sodas, four popcorns |
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