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I'm Josh Peck and I'm Ben Soffer and we're the good guys.

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Then start us off. Tell me about your behavior and adventure.

Yeah, so everybody's waiting with Bated Breath as to how I got my podcast because my wife's

favorite thing to do these days is just to like tell people all of like the

ways that I have misstepped. So she was very, very excited to share with the toasters that have

very quickly become my enemies that I left my passport at home. But so I was in Alabama last

week. The golf shores, by the way, unbelievable beaches. Oh, no. Oh, no, the beaches of Alabama.

Gorgeous. Alabama tourists department. I'm sorry, you're failing. Get it together. Yeah, but they

are like competing with a couple of things. One like slavery and civil rights and then on the

other end, they don't have one. And then on the other end, they don't have any direct flights.

So really, there's not much for them to work with. They probably have tried to approach PR firms.

There's like, I'm out. There's nothing we can do. There's no delta one to Birmingham. No, no,

there's no delta one to Birmingham. Actually, there might be a no, no, no, no, no, certainly not

delta one. Maybe there's like one of those like old first classes. I had it all perfectly mapped out.

Birmingham or mobile to the golf shores to Pensacola, to Miami, to the Bahamas.

For a bachelor party. Yes. For a bachelor party of my dear, dear friend. It's like one of those

that you can't miss, even though like you're stressed. You got so much going on on your side.

You're always more stressed because you have children. We get it. You're more stressed than me.

But couldn't miss it. Wouldn't have missed it for the world showed up to the Pensacola airport

went to check in for my flight for the Bahamas. And they said, please input your passport information.

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