Yes, yes, it is us

The leftovers back from Thanksgiving,

enjoying our good God bless the American holiday.

And if there's one thing I learned,

it's that Native Americans had it coming, right, Hassan?

Of course, yeah, that's the important lessons

that you learn from Thanksgiving.

Things in gentlemen.

You know what I learned from all the domestic terrorists?

You know what I learned from Thanksgiving?

A lesson I learned every fucking year,

and I just refused to recognize said lesson.

Turkey's mid. It's mid. It's mid.

We thought, yeah, I'm Turkey's mid.

Everyone, there's a reason we only eat it once a year.

Yeah, it's bad, really.

It's mid. Yeah, it's mid.

Like, it's not that good.

You, it needs to get hard carried by stuffing,

mashed potatoes, gravy, and even then it's like,

you're still like, ah, man, dry.

I would like, honey ham, I feel like would be way better.

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