Kanye Not For President

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

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4.8 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Kanye West announced he's running for president... a little late in the game. We don't know any of his political views, other than he's friends with Trump. Most think it's a ploy to split the democratic vote and help Trump win. Facebook's Lasso is shutting down, many channels and people were banned from platforms, and #FreeBritney has started up again. Thank you HelloFresh and Best Fiends for sponsoring this episode. Remember to go to HelloFresh.com/60AllThingsInternet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.4	the land are calling their crisps terribly, terribly tasty. Welcome to all things Internet
1:05.2	I'm your host Rachel Ballinger. This is a show where we talk about things we see on the Internet
1:09.3	that you usually have to do with the Internet but we don't fact check or research anything. I'm here with my
1:13.6	mom say hi mom. Hi. How you doing? I'm doing good. How are you doing? I'm good. I apologize if you
1:20.7	can hear my dog eating a bone in the background but I'm gonna let him do what he does. We can hear that.
1:25.9	You can? Well only when you mention it Rachel. I will like I have a person that has a thing about noises.
1:33.7	So I just like to talk about the fact that the noise is happening. Yeah. I can kick him out if it gets
1:40.7	too annoying. But you don't even notice when your dog goes on a barking rampage. Well because I
1:46.2	hear it all the time. Yeah. I hear him all the time but I still am aware of it. All right. Do you
1:52.8	want to start us with some holidays mom? I do. Let's hear what they are. The day Monday. Monday.
1:59.6	It's International Kissing Day. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. But only if you're quarantined with that person.
2:06.2	Yes. And they approve of being kissed. Consent. They consent. That's the one I want to kiss. Yes.
2:12.9	And this week I'm gonna tell you some more things this week. Love it. Tuesday National Strawberry Sunday Day.
2:19.5	Love a strawberry Sunday. Wednesday National Video Game Day. Pupu, pupu, pupu. Pupu, pupu. That's
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