Kansas State And Gonzaga Win In Thrillers, Comedian Ari Shaffir + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 82.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2023
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
We started taping with 4 minutes left in the Gonzaga/UCLA game and watched an all time Max meltdown. Markquis Nowell electrified the Garden and Kansas State marches on. Uconn rolls and Tennessee chokes in an awesome Sweet 16 (00:00:00-00:33:07). Comedian Ari Shaffir joins the show in studio to talk about his career in comedy, Lakers fans, the Yankees, where comedy is going, and his show tonight in New York City (00:33:07-01:31:44). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:31:44-01:49:13).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have March Madness, great sweet 16 games. We also have an awesome interview with comedian Ari Schaffer, very, very funny guy. Go buy tickets to his show tonight. Tonight,'s performing in New York City. It was really fun to talk to him, meet him. We have Fire Fest of the Week and also we're gonna start the show at the end of the UCLA Gonzaga games. You get bonus Max being in full Eagles meltdown with how this game is going and it's all brought to you by our friends at Game Time, the exclusive ticketing partner, a barstable sports created by fans for fans. Game time is a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows and they guarantee the lowest price. There's been incredible games in Madison Square Garden in Las Vegas. So go check them out. There's more games coming up. Saturday night should be great. The Marquis Noel show carries on. Also we have NBA playoffs NHL playoffs concerts summer concerts season coming. Everything can be bought on game time. The purchase process takes just two taps and ten seconds and once you buy your tickets They're delivered directly to your phone. No printer needed. The app also allows you to easily share tickets with friends, via text. So you can get into the game seamlessly, skip the hassle, and enjoy the moment. Download the game time app or go to the website, enter your email, and redeem code PMT for $20 off your first purchase terms apply. Download the game time app or go to the website now download and use code PMT for $20 off your first purchase terms apply download the game time app or go to the website now and download and use code |
| 1:46.1 | PMT for $20 off your first rock down too. Hey, lad, shake I value and then we'll take it higher. Oh, we're gonna't do it. It's hard in my take. Is anybody barstays sports? Welcome to part of my take. Today is Friday, March 24th. And it is the Marquis Noelle show. That was an awesome, awesome game. But we should also let everyone know Max is doing silent theater right now. We are watching the last three minutes of UCLA Gonzaga. UCLA forgot how to play basketball and Max is losing his goddamn mind. Devin made a shot in 10 minutes. Yeah. This is ridiculous. They look so good. They're not even fucking close to making a a shot They're just passing back and forth to each other and just say no you shoot it No, you shoot it and then they just take a little fucking floater and it hits the front rim every fucking time Eating your lunch right now Timmy drew to me has become Through Timmy is the best fucking player on the planet he's actually every single time he wants to score four years ago did just missed that free throw uh... yeah so for people who obviously follow the show they know for anyone who doesn't uh... hasn't kept up with max's wild world of wagers and and is all spawning from the super bowl bet i gave him uh... fifteen hundred,500 on my UCLA future. So he'd be standing to win like 12 grand, 11 grand. So he is living and dying with the Bruins who he picked and everyone gets hurt when he picks a team. And they were looking at the best team in the world the first time. Yeah, the best team in the world. I was already thinking about Yukon. I wanted to Yukon bad. |
| 4:06.0 | Yeah, because you hate Yukon. |
| 4:08.1 | Here's a three. |
| 4:09.2 | Any other brick? |
| 4:10.0 | Surprise. |
| 4:10.8 | They're almost knocking hit either. This is brutal. This is bad. This is really bad. I felt so good about this in the first half and then just utter shit. They've played like dog shit the second half max five for 24 in the second half |
| 4:23.2 | Those are getting doubled up on rebounds. It's like 46 to 24 |
| 4:27.3 | It's bad. This is bad. This is bad moment for the podcast. Yeah. So we did watch an incredible, incredible sweet 16 game game over game over Gonzaga just hit a three to go up 10. This has been an insane second half. Drew Timmy has 36 points on 24 shots. He has just dominated this game. You see a lot of stopped playing basketball basically for the last 10 minutes. It's 39 to 16 in the second half. That's insane. It's ugly, but let's not let this overshadow the real story of the day. My guy. Yes, Marquis |
| 5:05.4 | Noelle. Incredible. Short-king holding it down for 5-8 guys everywhere. 5-7. 5-8. Marquis? Yeah. No, he's 5-8. He said he's 5-7 on a good day. I heard he was 5-8. Yeah, it was reading article that he was saying himself He's 5.7 but that even makes him better if he's 5.7 on 5.7. Okay, there you go. You stand with him. Yeah, I stand |
| 5:25.5 | I'll I'll I'll drug my shoulders a little bit bring my better. If he's five, seven, I'm five, seven. Okay, there you go. You stand with him. |
| 5:25.2 | Yeah, I stand. |
| 5:26.2 | I'll I'll drug my shoulders a little bit bring my neck down whatever he's he's the fucking man Marquis is |
| 5:32.4 | Incredible Noel took over Madison Square Garden tonight. He had 20 points. Mr. King. Mr. New York. Mr. New York March Keese |
| 5:40.1 | Yes, he had 20 points 19 assists five steals one turn to ankle and |
| 5:46.8 | He got America free chicken wings still. Yes. So shout out because it was the first, it was the first overtime game of the entire tournament. It was crazy. America gets six free chicken wings. We were do. Well, actually chicken wings asterisk because they're the boneless ones. Oh, I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Down my nose at free chicken. he was so phenomenal. He had the ball on a string. It was just like every everywhere he went on the court He had perfect control of the entire game. He was making passes like yeah, assists not all assists are equal because sometimes You can make an assist and a guy will you know hit an incredible shot He was putting he was putting the ball in his players in his teammates hands like six inches from the basket. He was making the best alley. Oops. Backdoor cuts. It was absolutely phenomenal. He was almost throwing deflections off of his teammates hands into the basket. It was incredible to watch. It was magic. The play of the game was the fake alley you where he was like yelling at his coach. Yes. And they were having argument over to do so I originally when I saw it I said they drew that up yes that's a great disguise play argue with your coach throw an alley you well the defense is reacting to that and get an easy two points out of it I was wrong about that so they asked Marquis and I think they also asked Tang the coach after the game and they said it was actually discussion they were having on whether or not to go for two for one. Yep. And Noel saw his teammates streaking out of the corner of his eye as he was talking to his coach and one fluid motion through the alley. It was probably wasn't drawn, which is actually somehow more impressive because I was going to say like the balls on Tang to run that play in a moment that's incredible but the fact that noelle saw that and made it happen himself even better it was |
| 7:29.4 | it was basically perfect basketball he was playing perfect basketball he even threw in a couple |
| 7:34.4 | you know i'm just gonna say fuck it and and and try to shoot from from the logo uh which he's allowed |
| 7:40.3 | yeah mr couple those but that doesn't matter because he completely dominated that game and it was a night when Michigan State was also playing Phenomenal like they were shooting the lights out both teams could not miss it was just It's why you love the tournament games like that. It was it was truly a like special game that even like maybe Halfway in the second half we're like yo, this is this is an awesome game watch. Yeah, and stay woke on the logo thing because they're making the logos bigger. |
| 8:06.9 | Yeah. So you get more logo three. |
| 8:08.6 | But he did shoot it very far. |
| 8:10.1 | He did. He did a couple of heat checks on those. This is just complete vindication for many of us who have asked into past his time is overrated. Yeah. He's not. He's not. but he did but we did get a little salty tom is no after he said that they had |
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